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That's it.

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Perfect!

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Ready for Messy Day in class.

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And what about you, Franklin?

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Nobody touches my hair.

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Updating our will I have seen

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that my parents
They are the children's guardians

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if something happens to us.

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Why do we choose them?

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It was when we thought
that they were good people,

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before I knew that my father had

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40 years with another family.

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It was great!

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The best Thanksgiving.

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Although it was very painful for you, of course.

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Taylor no longer needs tutors.

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Oliver is almost 18 years old,
but Anna-Kat still needs him.

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We could make a list...

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Don't mess with me.

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That's up to you.

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What are you saying?

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you take care
of wills and guardians.

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And from the paperwork,
to give bad news to children,

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of pain and sorrow.

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The world is unpredictable.

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That's why people have insurance.

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And 14 cans of beans in the garage.

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Laugh, but when society falls,

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the beans will be money.

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That's why this is your thing.

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you wake up

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worried about dying in an accident.

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If I wake up,

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I turn on the TV and watch Indian Matchmaking.

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It seems I take care of the worst.

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What are you busy with?

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{\an8}a Real MOTHER

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{\an8}Hello, real moms.

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{\an8}Today I am going to teach my husband
the crap

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{\an8}which I take care of as a mother.

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{\an8}First, "Fridge Smell Police."

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{\an8}Fridge Odor Police

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{\an8}Yogurt

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{\an8}Hold on for another week.

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{\an8}This way it has more probiotics.

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{\an8}I don't know about you, moms,

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{\an8}but I have a system for batteries.

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{\an8}When the command's power is spent,

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{\an8}I put new batteries in it

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{\an8}and I rearrange the old ones:

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{\an8}children's toys, flashlight

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{\an8}and smoke detectors.

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{\an8}Are the detectors not working?

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{\an8}- Shut up, we're renting.
- But not the family.

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{\an8}I wish, huh?

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You have failed.

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Not now.

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{\an8}What are you doing? Now I have to change!

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{\an8}Well thought out. Start with the face.

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{\an8}Stop both of you!

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{\an8}This is the worst: scolding these two.

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{\an8}- He started!
- What have you started?

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{\an8}in addition to the death of my neurons
when do you talk?

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{\an8}Instead of accusing each other,

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{\an8}you are going to support each other.

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{\an8}In fact, you are going to learn

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{\an8}what is family support
hanging dad posters

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{\an8}INTEGRITY

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{\an8}- around the city.
- Thank you...

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{\an8}It's so stupid
to run for councilor.

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{\an8}I went ahead by saying thank you.
My fault.

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{\an8}How will the punishment be

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{\an8}if you find them in the trash,

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{\an8}hypothetically?

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{\an8}Bravo, ready. We can't do it anymore.

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{\an8}I said: "Hypothetically."

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{\an8}I can't believe it, Taylor.

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{\an8}Damn, mom, okay.

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{\an8}We will not throw them in the trash.

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{\an8}I'm not saying that.

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{\an8}Has used well
the word "hypothetically."

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{\an8}Hello, big guy!

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{\an8}You seem very focused on something.

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{\an8}Franklin, wouldn't you have
than to be with Anna-Kat?

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{\an8}I had to rest
a bit of the chains.

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{\an8}You understand what I mean.

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{\an8}Also, he's playing cards
with his grandmother.

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{\an8}As Peter Frampton told me
on a transatlantic flight:

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{\an8}"Show them to me."

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{\an8}You have nothing. And I have color.

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{\an8}I win.

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{\an8}You told me to go for it!

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{\an8}It was all he had.

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{\an8}You have the Christmas money, right?

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{\an8}Let's take another one.

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{\an8}Well, what do you do?

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{\an8}Decide, if something happens to us

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{\an8}Katie and I, who will take care of...

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{\an8}Luthor.

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{\an8}Life, death, pets.

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{\an8}You are dealing with shady topics.

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{\an8}Katie and I have always wanted
what... Luthor

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stay with a family member,
but there are no good options.

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And Kathryn?

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Do you want a prize?

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Yes, just to make light of it.

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That is. What a good dog.

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It won't be until university.

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Is Luthor going to college?

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Not as a student.

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He will be a listener.

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That makes more sense.

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I love having a second breakfast.

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Yes. Do you know what looks good?
after the waffles?

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More waffles!

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But it's not just for eating.

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It's for talking to someone other than Greg.

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Neither does Matt.

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Not even Siri.

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I am very alone.

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But it's over, thank you

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what did you get
the names of my egg donors.

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I have to meet them in person

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to decide.

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Spy on them on social networks.

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That way you will know everything.

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That's an invasion of your privacy.

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The invasion is something else.

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What is this? Oh yes, you.

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You're going to end up loving me.

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It's always like this.

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Who ended up loving you?

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At the moment no one. For now!

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Give me their names. I'll take care of it.

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How long are you going to take?

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I found this.

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According to LinkedIn, this,

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whose belly I would use as a cutting board,

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is looking for work.

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But this one,
who accepted my friend request...

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Poor thing.

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This works
at a Fairfield coffee shop.

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You are amazing.

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But you're a little scary.

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That's what all my exes say.

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Let's go see it.

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Did we spend a second breakfast

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to a third party? The best day of my life.

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Yes. Hello.

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I've been here for almost five minutes.
and you haven't brought me the letter.

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Yes. I have not asked for the character.

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She is pretty, nice

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and it seems to turn well.

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But I don't know anything about her.

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Is she smart? Athletic?

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Are your gums visible a lot?
I don't want a baby like that.

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I'll see. You don't get involved.

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If the clinic finds out about this,

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They will kick you out as a customer.

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You are the best.
I'll name the baby after you.

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Oysters, really?

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Well, I'll think about it.
Maybe something with a "K."

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Don't pay too much attention to me.

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Hello. I want three coffees with milk,

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a hot one,
another with ice and another warm.

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Vanilla in the hot,
almond milk in the cold

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and the tempered, half decaffeinated.

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Hot with vanilla,
cold with almond milk

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and half warm decaf, right?

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Can.

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What a memory!

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What a list.

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Can I pay with coins?

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What reflections. You are very athletic.

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And very pretty.

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It's thanks to my grandmother.

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You have inherited their genes.

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No, your money.

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When he died, I spent it on touch-ups.

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Lips, nose, tits, ass and belly.

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I even fixed my syndactyly.

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You can finally wear flip flops. Excellent.

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Well yes.

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My grandmother will be happy

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when he enters The Bachelor.

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You have failed the test

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What have you done without knowing it?

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But I hope to see you on The Bachelor,

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on Bachelor in Paradise, on Big Brother,

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on Road Rules and Celebrity Rehab.

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Thank you.

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Welcome. Can I help you?

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Our father is running for councilman.

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Can we hang your posters

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- in your store?
- Sure, wherever you want.

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{\an8}Pass me the heat.

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{\an8}Maybe if you ask please.

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{\an8}Pass me the heat, please.

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{\an8}- No.
- Give me that.

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{\an8}Don't give me orders!

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You are terrible.

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I don't want to give it publicity

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to a man who raises his children so badly.

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I don't dispute it.

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Here you are!

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Jolin, Greg.

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I told you not to scare me.

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That's why we decided not to have a gun.

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I'm sorry. I continue with the tutor thing.

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That's up to you.

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Yes, but this is important.

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- Maybe together...
- I don't want to talk about it.

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I have thought of everyone, and...

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It seems like you don't get it,
so I'll clarify it for you.

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- Your opinion is good for me.
- It's not my thing!

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You look like a little girl.

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Greg, don't interrupt me.
I want to finish this chapter.

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That's your candy bar safe.

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We have to talk about this.

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- Can't.
- Because?

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Why think
on who to leave Anna-Kat with

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It makes me think that someone else
will raise my girl,

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that he will grow up without his mother and father.

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It hurts me a lot.

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Me too, but we have to figure this out.

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You've passed a $60 fine.

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- Now it costs 800.
- Oysters.

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I have to pay it.

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I'll take care of it later.

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It seems the only option is Kathryn.

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Luthor is very smart.

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Sit down!

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It's better than my mother.

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I'm not excited about it either.

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Before even thinking about it,

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We're going to do tests.

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What a good idea.
Who knows? The same thing surprises us.

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He's good at that.

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In high school I caught her
sleeping with my boyfriend.

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I was very surprised.

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Ok, to take care of a child
You have to give it three Cs:

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food, advice and custody.

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The last one sounds strange, but that's how it is with C.

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I'm hungry.

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The first, food.

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What if grandma makes you food?

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Wouldn't that be nice?

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Yes.

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I will make you my favorite food
low in calories.

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Diet Coke, celery

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and a thimble of cottage cheese.

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It doesn't sound very rich.

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You are wrong.

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Celery is the perfect food.

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When you chew it you burn
more than what it gives you.

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And for dessert, a good inhalation.

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Or a cigarette when you're older.

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It's your body.

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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I've lost the pot
with Subzero Challenge.

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00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,291
How is it going?

262
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,625
The donor is with the fake interview

263
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,000
for Tami's company.

264
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:05,125
If you have any dirty cloth,

265
00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,417
Tami will find out.

266
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,542
He discovered that a former neighbor of ours

267
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,041
He was a serial killer.

268
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,000
In the end I only worked at night,

269
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,959
but the police came and everything.

270
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,083
What would you say is your biggest flaw?

271
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,542
Would you watch me if it's my desire for jealousy?

272
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,875
Yes, but I believe you.

273
00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:25,125
Yes.

274
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:29,125
Your resume is impressive.
A couple more questions.

275
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:31,083
Are there cases of baldness, diseases

276
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,667
- or drugs in your family?
- Yes, yes and yes.

277
00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,291
The job is as a receptionist.

278
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:38,875
Are the questions appropriate?

279
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,625
It's true. I'm sorry to be unprofessional.

280
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,583
Shall we smoke a joint in the bathroom?

281
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,625
I'm sorry, but I don't want the job.

282
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,083
Thanks for your time.

283
00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:54,083
He cut me off quickly.

284
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,792
Did you think I was going to go with you

285
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,667
- to take drugs?
- Do you have drugs?

286
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,333
He must have thought I was a cop.

287
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,500
They tell me that a lot.

288
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,959
He left the keys. I'm going to look for her.

289
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,125
Just kidding, agent.

290
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:07,875
I don't get involved. I'm a good boy.

291
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,417
Unless you're not a cop
and yes you have drugs.

292
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:14,083
So I'm a very bad boy.

293
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:20,000
Your mother says
who pick on you in class.

294
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,250
Yes.

295
00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,667
Chardonnay Linstrum.

296
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,291
Well do one thing.

297
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,583
You have to hurt him where it hurts.

298
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,500
Steal her boyfriend in her face

299
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,834
and you tell him: "I don't want it.

300
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,125
"I want it not to be yours."

301
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,750
She doesn't have a boyfriend.

302
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,083
Well, cut the brakes on the bike.

303
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:41,583
Anna-Kat, go do your homework.

304
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,667
- Until now, grandmother.
- Yes, baby.

305
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,709
Don't do any of that.

306
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,375
The good thing about being called Chardonnay

307
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:51,458
is to be able to keep the name
when he becomes a stripper.

308
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:56,083
He doesn't know how to give food or advice.

309
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,375
Don't give up yet.

310
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,291
We have the last "C" left, custody

311
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,834
"Custody"? How forced.

312
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
It occurred to you.

313
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,583
Oh yes. I like it.

314
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:12,166
Mom is going to kill us
If we don't hang the posters.

315
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,208
Let's finish, let's see if we leave.

316
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,583
Idiots say, "What"?

317
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,333
- That?
- Very easy.

318
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,166
Lindsey?

319
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,250
Hello, Oliver.

320
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,375
I hadn't recognized you.

321
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,291
You've changed your hair.

322
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,000
- I like it.
- Thank you.

323
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,792
When did you get back to the city?

324
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:37,583
You said you wouldn't come back from uni
until summer.

325
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,208
Well, I've been here for a few days.

326
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,166
You could have written to me,

327
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,458
give me a touch

328
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,750
Sorry, I was going to do that, but...

329
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:49,709
Nothing happens. What are you doing tomorrow?

330
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,250
I can't promise something cool
like the dance thing,

331
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,917
but I will do what I can.

332
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,667
Tomorrow I have a lot of trouble.

333
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,208
And the day after tomorrow?

334
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,000
I'm sorry, Oliver,
I'm only going to stay a few days

335
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,166
and I have a lot of people to see.

336
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,625
Sure, yes.

337
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,125
No problem. I also have a lot of trouble.

338
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,458
Class things, things before class

339
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,041
and things after class.

340
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:13,417
Many things... related to class.

341
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,917
I'm glad to see you.

342
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,750
Hello, Taylor.

343
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,458
Man, that's bad.

344
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,041
Thank you. I hadn't noticed it.

345
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,375
Very sorry.

346
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:29,959
I know you liked him a lot.

347
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,291
We've been talking since he left.

348
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,917
Nothing serious,

349
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,000
but he thought he liked it.

350
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,709
I feel like an idiot.

351
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,375
You're not an idiot.

352
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:41,583
She's the one who doesn't see how great you are.

353
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,667
Leave it. You don't have to say that.

354
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,166
It's true. She misses it.

355
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,875
And for what it's worth, I know how you feel.

356
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,625
I finally gathered courage
to have coffee with Andre,

357
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,959
the teacher I hooked up with
the whole semester,

358
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,333
and I met Trip.

359
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,041
I was with a girl from work.

360
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,792
- And what happened?
- Don't know.

361
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,917
We haven't talked about it.
It's very uncomfortable.

362
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:06,875
I know you would never hurt Trip
on purpose.

363
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,667
So whatever you decide,
I support you.

364
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,375
Look how well we get along.

365
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,125
Come on, yes.

366
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,750
Lindsey had terrible hair.

367
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,333
And surely the girl
who was with Trip too.

368
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,125
I would give you a hug, but it would be very awkward.

369
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,333
Yeah, it wouldn't be cool at all.

370
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,375
What if we give it to each other
and then we make fun of each other?

371
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:33,959
Come on.

372
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,333
- Lost.
- Idiot.

373
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:41,792
Far better.

374
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,375
Did you know?

375
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:48,000
We are obsessing
with the evidence to Kathryn.

376
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,709
Yes. It only has
than to keep Anna-Kat safe.

377
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,208
Yes. Now they are in the park

378
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,458
and I don't hear sirens, so everything is fine.

379
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,083
Hello.

380
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,875
- And Anna-Kat?
- In the park.

381
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,583
You told me to take her.

382
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,375
And you left it there?
You had to stay with her!

383
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,750
You didn't say anything about me staying.

384
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,875
I wouldn't have agreed to take her

385
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,750
- if I had known.
- Oh my goodness.

386
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,667
Do you see it normal to leave a little girl

387
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:14,875
alone in the park?

388
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,166
The roosters that come out

389
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,208
They tell me you don't.

390
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,500
Where is he going in such a hurry?

391
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,375
It's amazing
to leave Anna-Kat in the park.

392
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,959
I already picked it up. Alright.

393
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,291
We had a substitute
Coming home, but...

394
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:45,667
She calmed me down.

395
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,875
I already told you that my mother was a bad option.

396
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,208
We can never die
neither of them.

397
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,834
So eat your cereal more slowly.

398
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,583
It's your biggest threat.

399
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,083
How cool.

400
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,166
You have to comb my hair like this every day.

401
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:01,542
Okay.

402
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:03,875
I love you, grandmother.

403
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,500
And I love you, baby.

404
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,834
We forgot the most important C.

405
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,834
- Love.
- Well, look.

406
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,709
Maybe my mother is the perfect candidate.

407
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,083
I always wanted to have a girl.

408
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,792
Not so perfect, but good enough.

409
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:27,625
Can we talk for a moment, mom?

410
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,583
Okay, I took 20 dollars from your wallet.

411
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,041
- But I was going to return them.
- Not that.

412
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,250
Greg and I have been thinking about it,

413
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,917
and we have decided that if something happens to us,

414
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,250
You would be the ideal tutor for Anna-Kat.

415
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,917
Are you sick in the head?

416
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,417
I don't even... I'll stay with Anna-Kat.

417
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,458
God, I considered myself a bad mother.

418
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,875
you are worse
if you put it on me.

419
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,667
But she loves you, mom.

420
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,166
That's the most important thing.

421
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,750
Yes, and I to her.

422
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,041
But I'm tired of raising children.

423
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,667
I'll go see her at...

424
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,709
What is the name of where they put
to children without parents?

425
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,166
The orphanage?

426
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,834
Yes, the orphanage.

427
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:14,166
Okay, so back to not dying.

428
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,375
Calm down.

429
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,667
You can die whenever you want.

430
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:21,041
I am 19 years old. If something happens,
I can take care of Anna-Kat.

431
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,542
And I will help her.

432
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,959
Oh really? Would you do that?

433
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,792
Clear. Brothers take care of each other.

434
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,542
If you crack it soon, we can

435
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,792
make amends for the girl.

436
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,083
Clear. The children!

437
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,250
Yes.

438
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,625
Nobody takes better care of the family
than the family itself.

439
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,542
We had it in front of us all the time!

440
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:41,959
How proud I am.

441
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,709
Now that I know Anna-Kat will be

442
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,625
in the best hands, I can return

443
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,083
to wish for death.

444
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:51,083
Okay, I took Luthor for a walk.

445
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,375
And where is it?

446
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,458
Should I stay with him too?

447
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,625
How well Taylor and Oliver get along.

448
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,125
I wanted them to leave

449
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:10,583
because they bothered me, but it turned out well.

450
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,166
I am the best mother in the world.

451
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,500
And I don't take credit?

452
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,500
No, the merit is my thing.

453
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,583
Yours is to pretend that you don't notice

454
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,208
in the mothers of Pixar movies.

455
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,208
Yes, I have noticed.

456
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,875
I want to take care of other things.

457
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,417
I don't know. Your stuff is very sexy...

458
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,875
Protect us, feed us,

459
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,417
be the man of the house.

460
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:37,959
Best "person in the house."

461
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,750
- It's less sexy.
- Yes. Continue.

462
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,208
You are so good at your things

463
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:45,000
I want to invite you to my things.

464
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,417
Yeah?

465
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,834
Yes.

466
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,250
Luthor left me a dead rat
on the pillow!

467
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,166
That's up to you.

468
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,041
Come on, person of the house.

469
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,458
I have chosen Jillian as the donor.

470
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,000
Because? For not getting high with Tami?

471
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,667
She is Korean,
so my parents will be happy,

472
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,792
and above all, I like it a lot.

473
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,583
When I gave him the keys we talked.

474
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:17,250
We said it was dangerous to talk to her.

475
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,583
It was only a moment.

476
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,834
He went to Yale on a tennis scholarship,

477
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,917
so my son will be smart and athletic.

478
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,208
Plus, he sings very well.

479
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,583
Did he tell you all that when he gave him the keys?

480
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,417
No! Then we met at a bar.

481
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,291
With the third martini,
We sing Annie's songs.

482
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,458
The people went crazy. Not for the better.

483
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:34,750
Did you have a date?

484
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,875
No! I just wanted to stay
to know more about her.

485
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,458
Did you tell him you're gay?

486
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,583
{\an8}- The topic didn't come up.
- Did you invite her?

487
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,083
{\an8}- Sure.
- It was a date.

488
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,542
{\an8}No. We were just having fun.

489
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,750
{\an8}I took her to the car,
I kissed him on the face

490
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,458
{\an8}and on Friday we are going to dinner.

491
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,709
{\an8}Oysters.

492
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,000
{\an8}I'm dating my future donor!

493
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,458
{\an8}Yes, sir. That is.

494
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,959
{\an8}It's her.

495
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,375
{\an8}Hello, baby.

496
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,208
{\an8}Damn, I can't stop.

497
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,375
{\an8}Subtitles: Belén Rivas